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Delicious high quality tea blends in a very non-standard look. WARNING: May contain coarse language and occasional attitude.
50 Shades of Earl Grey -
Hot damn! For an orgasmic afternoon delight.
Ingredients: Black tea, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Wake The Fuck Up - Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.
Ingredients: Black tea
Fuck Off - Leave me alone, I’m drinking tea.
Ingredients: Black tea, Lemon balm leaves, Strawberry pieces, Calendula, Sunflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Sexy Time - Get your partner feeling frisky and brew for two. Condoms not included.
Ingredients: Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Jasmine, Rose, Lavender petals
Chai Me a River - Crappy day? Just steep away from it all.
Ingredients: Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Calendula petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Adulting Sucks - This tea definitely does not.
Ingredients: Black tea, Papaya, Blackberry leaves, Ginger, Peach, Calendula, Marigold and Sunflowers petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Men are Morons - For all the single women who’d rather drink tea than date online.
Ingredients: Black tea, Calendula, Sunflower, Marigold petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Hot as Fuck - The tea you’d swipe right for.
Ingredients: Green tea, Jasmine petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Calm the Fuck Down - Sip in, breathe out.
Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Fuckin' Hot Mess - When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fucked Up).
Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Zen as Fuck - Skip yoga and drink this tea to zone out.
Ingredients: Green tea, Cucumber slices, Natural flavors (Organic Complaint)
Shitty Day - Relief from feeling constipated and full of shit.
Ingredients: Apple pieces, Hibiscus, Senna leaves, Rosehip, Pomegranate pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Pucker Up Fuck Face - What you need before you brave the day. Cuz it’s a dog-eat-dog world.
Ingredients: Apple, Hibiscus, Rosehip, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Sick as Shit - Stay the fuck home and sip on this throat-soothing blend.
Ingredients: Ginger, Licorice, Tulsi (Holy Basil), Dandelion leaves, Burdock root, Rose petals, Elder flowers, Safflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Ray of F'in Sunshine - Especially for those who sleep in and don’t do fuckin’ mornings.
Ingredients: Moringa, Mate, Lemon, Cinnamon, Orange, Strawberry leaves, Butterfly blue pea flowers, Safflower and Calendula Petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Tired as Fuck - A calming blend to sip before hitting the fart sack. Steep for sleep.
Ingredients: Lemongrass, Peppermint, Camomile, Rosehip, Spearmint, Valerian Root, Hibiscus, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)
Busy as Fuck - An escape from the day’s shit show.
Ingredients: Peppermint, Ginkgo leaves, Orange, Turmeric, Pumpkin pieces, Safflower petals.
Mint to Freakin' Be - A cooling tea you’ll love for chilling out.
Ingredients: Peppermint leaves
Hungover as Hell - Steep away from last night’s drunk-texting.
Ingredients: Rooibos, Spearmint, Lemongrass, Nettle, Lavender, Passion flower, Lemon verbena, Rose petals, Willow bark, Plum and Mallow petals.
Cozy as Hell - Get under a blanket and binge watch the day away.
Ingredients: Rooibos, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black + White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg