Delicious high quality tea blends in a very non-standard look. WARNING: May contain coarse language and occasional attitude.

50 Shades of Earl Grey - 

Hot damn! For an orgasmic afternoon delight.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Wake The Fuck Up - Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.

Ingredients:  Black tea

Fuck Off - Leave me alone, I’m drinking tea.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Lemon balm leaves, Strawberry pieces, Calendula, Sunflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sexy Time - Get your partner feeling frisky and brew for two. Condoms not included.

Ingredients:   Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Jasmine, Rose, Lavender petals

 Chai Me a River - Crappy day? Just steep away from it all.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Calendula petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Adulting Sucks - This tea definitely does not.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Papaya, Blackberry leaves, Ginger, Peach, Calendula, Marigold and Sunflowers petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Men are Morons - For all the single women who’d rather drink tea than date online.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Calendula, Sunflower, Marigold petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Hot as Fuck - The tea you’d swipe right for.

Ingredients:  Green tea, Jasmine petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Calm the Fuck Down - Sip in, breathe out.

Ingredients:  Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Fuckin' Hot Mess - When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fucked Up).

Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Zen as Fuck - Skip yoga and drink this tea to zone out.

Ingredients:  Green tea, Cucumber slices, Natural flavors (Organic Complaint)

Shitty Day - Relief from feeling constipated and full of shit.

Ingredients: Apple pieces, Hibiscus, Senna leaves, Rosehip, Pomegranate pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Pucker Up Fuck Face - What you need before you brave the day. Cuz it’s a dog-eat-dog world.

Ingredients: Apple, Hibiscus, Rosehip, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sick as Shit - Stay the fuck home and sip on this throat-soothing blend.

Ingredients:  Ginger, Licorice, Tulsi (Holy Basil), Dandelion leaves, Burdock root, Rose petals, Elder flowers, Safflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Ray of F'in Sunshine - Especially for those who sleep in and don’t do fuckin’ mornings.

Ingredients:  Moringa, Mate, Lemon, Cinnamon, Orange, Strawberry leaves, Butterfly blue pea flowers, Safflower and Calendula Petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Tired as Fuck - A calming blend to sip before hitting the fart sack. Steep for sleep.

Ingredients:   Lemongrass, Peppermint, Camomile, Rosehip, Spearmint, Valerian Root, Hibiscus, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Busy as Fuck - An escape from the day’s shit show.

Ingredients:  Peppermint, Ginkgo leaves, Orange, Turmeric, Pumpkin pieces, Safflower petals.

Mint to Freakin' Be - A cooling tea you’ll love for chilling out.

Ingredients:  Peppermint leaves

Hungover as Hell - Steep away from last night’s drunk-texting.

Ingredients:  Rooibos, Spearmint, Lemongrass, Nettle, Lavender, Passion flower, Lemon verbena, Rose petals, Willow bark, Plum and Mallow petals.

Cozy as Hell - Get under a blanket and binge watch the day away.

Ingredients: Rooibos, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black + White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg